BLUTH IPSUM

HELPFUL DUMMY TEXT FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Butterscotch! Want a lick? I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.)

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Turn this skiff around!

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Everybody dance NOW.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. It's OUR nausea. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Don't call my escorts whores. This was a big get for God. Shémale. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons.

I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear.

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. It's ok. You be with Yam. Fun and failure both start out the same way. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.